Just back from Transformers 2: Revenge of Something or Somesuch:
Character arc: Imperceptible.
Lame one-liners: Indefensible.
Capacity audience: Inexplicable. Director’s posturing: Unforgivable.
Heroine’s breasts: Unrestrainable. Verdict: Unremarkable. **.
I’m not a snob about this, really, and I love a big, dumb film sometimes. Just not this one, as exceedingly big and exceedingly dumb as it is.